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cognitivedissonance:

twistedgecko:

cognitivedissonance:

Think about it.

Who fucking cares? I’d like to see Obama release his college transcripts. -That is all-

Because the conspiracy to put the Kenyan Muslim Socialist Marxist Communist Nazi Zombie stupid pants in office obviously reaches the highest echelons of Harvard, where Barack Obama Sr. and Harvard officials conspired to rig an election years into the future and thwart the electoral college and American voters… 
Look, you don’t get to be the president of the law journal at Harvard with mediocre grades. Nor do you graduate magna cum laude from Harvard Law School for no reason. I suppose the conspiracy reaches even farther, considering this statement from the University of Chicago:

The Law School has received many media requests about Barack Obama, especially about his status as “Senior Lecturer.” From 1992 until his election to the U.S. Senate in 2004, Barack Obama served as a professor in the Law School. He was a Lecturer from 1992 to 1996. He was a Senior Lecturer from 1996 to 2004, during which time he taught three courses per year. Senior Lecturers are considered to be members of the Law School faculty and are regarded as professors, although not full-time or tenure-track. The title of Senior Lecturer is distinct from the title of Lecturer, which signifies adjunct status. Like Obama, each of the Law School’s Senior Lecturers have high-demand careers in politics or public service, which prevent full-time teaching. Several times during his 12 years as a professor in the Law School, Obama was invited to join the faculty in a full-time tenure-track position, but he declined.

So let me get this straight: Barack Obama is a do-nothing jackass, completely incapable of accomplishing anything in office and was able to pull off a decades-long conspiracy and get elected to President of the United States, leading another (academically) excellent (legitimate?) Ivy Leaguer in the polls, despite his complete idiocy and lack of ambition? And this is a huge conspiracy, despite privacy laws stating these things are sealed? Is that where you’re going? And that to demand Mitt Romney release documents that nearly every candidate has released is somehow unreasonable, yet no candidate has actually released their college transcripts of their own free will, so it’s okay to ask Obama, right? That’s not unreasonable?
Am I getting this correctly?

(Note: If you visit twistedgecko, know there’s rape fetish porn on the front page of their tumblr currently. Whatever you’re into I guess. I personally think it’s disgusting, and I know some followers my be sensitive to those images.)

Just a handy reference if someone ever talks about the college transcripts bullshit again.

cognitivedissonance:

twistedgecko:

cognitivedissonance:

Think about it.

Who fucking cares? I’d like to see Obama release his college transcripts. -That is all-

Because the conspiracy to put the Kenyan Muslim Socialist Marxist Communist Nazi Zombie stupid pants in office obviously reaches the highest echelons of Harvard, where Barack Obama Sr. and Harvard officials conspired to rig an election years into the future and thwart the electoral college and American voters… 

Look, you don’t get to be the president of the law journal at Harvard with mediocre grades. Nor do you graduate magna cum laude from Harvard Law School for no reason. I suppose the conspiracy reaches even farther, considering this statement from the University of Chicago:

The Law School has received many media requests about Barack Obama, especially about his status as “Senior Lecturer.” From 1992 until his election to the U.S. Senate in 2004, Barack Obama served as a professor in the Law School. He was a Lecturer from 1992 to 1996. He was a Senior Lecturer from 1996 to 2004, during which time he taught three courses per year. Senior Lecturers are considered to be members of the Law School faculty and are regarded as professors, although not full-time or tenure-track. The title of Senior Lecturer is distinct from the title of Lecturer, which signifies adjunct status. Like Obama, each of the Law School’s Senior Lecturers have high-demand careers in politics or public service, which prevent full-time teaching. Several times during his 12 years as a professor in the Law School, Obama was invited to join the faculty in a full-time tenure-track position, but he declined.

So let me get this straight: Barack Obama is a do-nothing jackass, completely incapable of accomplishing anything in office and was able to pull off a decades-long conspiracy and get elected to President of the United States, leading another (academically) excellent (legitimate?) Ivy Leaguer in the polls, despite his complete idiocy and lack of ambition? And this is a huge conspiracy, despite privacy laws stating these things are sealed? Is that where you’re going? And that to demand Mitt Romney release documents that nearly every candidate has released is somehow unreasonable, yet no candidate has actually released their college transcripts of their own free will, so it’s okay to ask Obama, right? That’s not unreasonable?

Am I getting this correctly?

(Note: If you visit twistedgecko, know there’s rape fetish porn on the front page of their tumblr currently. Whatever you’re into I guess. I personally think it’s disgusting, and I know some followers my be sensitive to those images.)

Just a handy reference if someone ever talks about the college transcripts bullshit again.

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